CALIBERS

Rock Salt Blast: Ebook — $9.99

Full color digital manual for revolution footsoldiers

• Kindle

• A whisper, a weapon for the underground.

$9.99 EBOOK

“compress the infinite. infiltrate surreptitiously into the network veins. heavy ideas; light packets.”

COMING SOON!

💀 Samizdat Print — $19.99

The underground pamphlet, black & white.

• Amazon POD basic print.

• A whisper, a weapon for the underground.

Amazon B&W Print $19.99 +$10 freight (US ground)

“Strip the color, strip the illusion. Only the bones remain. The underground drinkS in grayscale.”

COMING SOON!

☢️ Plutonium Foundation Edition — $299.99 NOT AVAILABLE IN STORES---Inquire directly

Author-signed collector's relic of the ReBible.

• Offset hardcover with matte black slipcase.

• Scarlet ribbon marker, gold-foil sigil on cover.

• Hand-signed by CJ Pulér.

COMING SOON!

🖤 Platinum Edition — $149.99

The artifact. For the devoted.

• Top-quality offset hardcover.

• Matte black slipcase with gold-foil heart-ass icon.

• Ribbon marker, heavy stock pages.

$149.95, free freight

COMING SOON!

💎 Diamond Standard Paperback — $49.99

Deluxe paperback for the faithful.

• Full-color, sewn binding.

• Built to last: a weaponized paperback.

$49.95 +$10 freight (US ground)

"imbibe the colors OF blood and fire. the faithful demand not books, but relics."

COMING SOON!

⭐ 📖 Gold Standard Paperback — $39.99

High quality paperback for the faithful.

• Full-color, sewn binding.

• Built to last: a weaponized paperback.

$39.95 +$10 freight (US ground)

COMING SOON!

Rock Salt Blast: Ebook — $9.99

Full color digital manual for revolution footsoldiers

• Kindle

• A whisper, a weapon for the underground.

$9.99

“compress the infinite. infiltrate surreptitiously into the network veins. heavy ideas; light packets.”

💀 Samizdat Print — $19.99

The underground pamphlet, black & white.

• Amazon POD basic print.

• A whisper, a weapon for the underground.

$19.99 +$10 freight (US ground)

“Strip the color, strip the illusion. Only the bones remain. The underground must drink in grayscale.”

Is this a real book or just some weird performance art?
Yes, it’s real. 400+ pages of theory, history, sex, murder, philosophy, and confession. A manifesto you can hold.

Why so many editions?
Because this isn’t just publishing—it’s a summons. Rock Salt for the curious, Samizdat for the underground, Diamond for the faithful, Platinum for the relic-builders. Choose your caliber.

Is the content obscene?
Yes. Explicit, violent, erotic, savage, outrageous. But also researched, rigorous, and redemptive. That’s the point: to face who we are without illusion.

Will my Amazon copy look like the Diamond Edition?
No. Amazon prints the Samizdat edition (serviceable, b/w images). Higher editions have full color, heavier stock, sewn binding, even slipcases.

Can I survive this book?
Only if you’re willing to face yourself.

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